Firepoker

When a male firmly grasps his throbbing cock, rubbing the tip until it is steamy hot, and then ejaculating down a girls throat. The burnt semen resembles a burnt marshmallow.

She loves when we try the firepoker... it really heats things up in the bedroom

by UhOhStonky November 25, 2019

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

by Vavey May 5, 2007

Intensify Forward Firepower

A term used to address the seriousness of a threat. It can only be used in the most drastic of situations and must be screamed at the top of a person's lungs.

Tony: I think that car is coming right at us......INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!!!!!!!!

by Matt Crampton July 30, 2010

fireholer

When you are taking a shit and you get firehole usually caused by a night of heavy drinking, and/or spicy food. The pain is relieved by the sploosh

"Man I just had a fireholer"
"Did you get the sploosh"
"No it was like shitting a cactus"

by Brodie Mac November 15, 2007

Fire Poker

Slang term for the genitalia of a man who will only fornicate with red-haired women.

Can also refer to the genitalia of a man who has an STD.

"Sexy redhead 9 O'Clock. Get your Fire Poker out!"

"Why is it so itchy? Must've been a firepoker... again. Thank god for penicillin!"

by DaggerJeff May 17, 2009

Firepower

Pronounced "fya powa"
The quality of having built or swole arms. Arms (or specifically biceps) are sometimes known as "guns" so to have strong/muscular ones equates to having "firepower."

As heard in Night at the Museum 2.

Check out the gunshow over here, *flexes each arm* Boom, Boom, FIREPOWER! (FYAPOWAAA!)

by Jickens June 29, 2009

Firefaker

Someone who habitually lies about having many professions and claims to be a Firefighter.

"Catlin you are not a firefighter, What you are is a firefaker. "

by Gutenbergs whore February 12, 2010