Fireiarrhea 

The aftermath of someone who has consumed a ghost pepper, and has the need to defecate in mass quantities with the aid of a popsicle or frozen toilet paper. There may be a need for ass reconstruction.

MOM, can you grab the frozen toilet paper? I HAVE VIOLENT FIREIARRHEA!

Fireiarrhea by Waya July 15, 2018

Fireiarrhea 

Just like it’s relative diarrhea, but add the burning fire dragons breath that flows from your anus. The sensation of something so hot, it feels like you’re shitting glass out your asshole.

I had some amazing (spicy) food today. Shorty after arriving home I had extremely bad fireiarrhea. Took me out the rest of the day. Had to shove an ice cube up my arse the rest of the day.

Fireiarrhea by Jakenotacop November 14, 2020

Firerrhea 

After a long night of drinking and eating jalepeno poppers, the next morning you wake up with explosive diarrhea that feels like fire shooting from your asshole

Emily had a great time last night, but this morning she suffered some major firerrhea and now her butthole is all red and puffy.

Firerrhea by JaxConf May 13, 2008

Firearrhea 

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.

Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.

Firearrhea by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009

Firerrhea 

Burning diahrrea. Often the product of eating fast food from shitty mexacian restraunts. Even worse when you eat lots of extra hot sauce.

Man 1 - Fuck dude this mexican food his gonna make me blow fire out my ass.

Man 2 - Haha you got firerrhea

Firerrhea by Tothmacher June 30, 2006

firearrhea 

A condition in which feces are violently discharged from the bowels in a liquid form with a severe and acidic burning sensation around the rim of the rectum as a result of consumption of extremely spicy foods.

Josh had a miserable bout of firearrhea due to eating a plate of authentic Thai Hot Cashew Chicken.

firearrhea by homeboyslim May 23, 2014

firerrhea 

spicy-food-induced diarrhea that makes you feel like flames are coming outta your ass

Fuck, man, I woke up in the middle of the night with some serious-ass firerrhea after scarfin' all that "Dave's Insanity Salsa"...fuckin' had to wipe with aloe 'n' shit...

firerrhea by HB December 2, 2004