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Foreskin Gummibears

Gummibears that taste like foreskin. Foreskin Gummibears include, but are by no means limited to, all the "original" colours of gummibears, as well as stale gummibears and those that have literally been smothered by foreskin. It is a common misconception to believe that the foreskinish taste comes from the wax coating the bear. However, it has been proven on many occasions that all gummibears taste like foreskin, and to an extent, penis cheese.
"Shit! These gummibears taste like foreskin!"
"Gummibears and penis cheese taste the same. It's a scientific fact."
by CAL_GORE April 25, 2005
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Foreskin apple

When you put an apple in your foreskin...obviously
Person 1:Hey wanna see a foreskin apple

Person 2:oh yea sure I guess
by Mr.ivan February 22, 2022
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Chew the foreskin

Variation of chew the fat. Used openly by gentiles or in secret by Jews to describe any non-kosher discussion. For example, how tasty Julia Louise-Dreyfus is, or why Palestinians could be considered human.
Oy vey, Efrayim. That Elaine. Every time I watch Seinfeld, her tuckus makes me crazy.”
“Why chew the foreskin you shmuck? You’ve always been a meschugener.”
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 30, 2018
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foreski

Noun.
The foreskin of the penis. Foreski is used in place of the more medically sounding name of foreskin. It immediately instills a comical overture to words proceeding it.
That dumb whore gave such a poor blowjob she nearly shredded my foreski.
by burnz March 24, 2005
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foreskin

Piece of skin located at the tip of the penis.
Men who had that piece of their anatomy hacked off (by ignorant parents) tend to desperately rationalize it, and try to convince themselves that it is so much better not to have a whole penis, even though they can't compare. They commonly try to make it look "healthier"; consequently, over the 20th century, circumcision has been said to prevent epilepsy, deafness, masturbation, syphilis, tuberculosis, nervousness, cancer of the prostate/bladder/rectum/tongue, and a lot of other fancy diseases.
Currently some american men tend to act as if they didn't have running water to wash themselves, or as if circumcision had prevented USA from having sky high STD rates. Some american women call an uncircumcised penis "unsanitary" while pee, smegma and vaginal discharges are rotting in the folds of their stinky vagoo.
I'm sooooooooooooooooooo glad I was circumcised at birth! I'm absolutely SURE it sucks to have a foreskin!
by rommo January 8, 2011
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Forskin Nibbler

That fat dude in the back of your car. You know the type that's always farting... that guy. He is a forskin nibbler for the simple fact that he enjoys that stretchy ass skin located at the tip of his dick
Driver: "Yo, Evan, stop being a fuckin forskin nibbler and get your cock out of your ass!"

Evan: "Man fuck you dont judge me =("
by JewBabyEater September 30, 2008
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foreskin

A piece of skin that covers an uncircumcised penis' head. Though it gives a male more pleasure it looks ugly.
I have a forekin that makes me feel good even though it's ugly.
by UncutGuy November 8, 2003
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