Definitions by Itoldyadontfuckwitme
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.
Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!
Sarah Huckabee Sanders by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019
R. Kelly
An rnb performer of the whikkety whack macdaddy paddy whack era. Well known for his bedroom and backstage antics with the young ladies.
He my daddy. R. Kelly tweats me good. Weal good. When I am a naughty girl he give me spanks. He teach me to be good girl. Weal good girl
R. Kelly by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 5, 2019
Da shide
The stuff that Frank makes. It has chilli and onions. It’s delicious but makes you do farts that smell like Satan’s rancid stinkhole.
Da shide by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 31, 2018
Blood Drill Killers
A gang of fuckstick shitskins in Melbourne’s western suburbs. They suck their mothers cocks and lick the shit from each other’s eggplant coloured assholes.
Blood Drill Killers by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 30, 2018
Chew the foreskin
Variation of chew the fat. Used openly by gentiles or in secret by Jews to describe any non-kosher discussion. For example, how tasty Julia Louise-Dreyfus is, or why Palestinians could be considered human.
“Oy vey, Efrayim. That Elaine. Every time I watch Seinfeld, her tuckus makes me crazy.”
“Why chew the foreskin you shmuck? You’ve always been a meschugener.”
“Why chew the foreskin you shmuck? You’ve always been a meschugener.”
Chew the foreskin by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 30, 2018
Cardi skank
Did you see that Cardi skank on stage? It looked female on the bottom half, but the face nearly made me throw up.
Cardi skank by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 26, 2018