loser cruiser

A bad bus service that's incompatible with a normal middle-class life and as a consequence ridden only by the destitute and disqualified.

The WRTA buses in Worcester run once an hour and all just go to City Hall; they are loser cruisers par excellence. The GCRTA buses in Cleveland run every ten minutes; everyone rides them including full professors and CEOs.

by vactrac September 3, 2011

pt cruiser

A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but with better curves. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not entirely a sports car (too functional, not angular enough in the driver/passenger areas), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which weakens its acceleration ability. Otherwise, it's a great car.

That PT Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!

by Paul Wartenberg October 20, 2003

cruise ship

A huge ship full of nightclubs, restaurants, pools, and staterooms with gorgeous views. Cruises are basically a free pass to hook up with a different person every night and party 24/7 without being judged. It's great because you'll never see the girl who held your hair as you puked your guts out that one night, or the guys who had to watch, ever again.

Clueless peasant: What did you do for spring break?
Tanned rich kid: I went on a cruise.
Clueless peasant: Didn't you get bored being on a cruise ship for a whole week?
Tanned rich kid: Let's see, I went to a different island every day, partied till 4 AM every night, and was handed everything on a silver platter... yeah, it was awful.

by cruisechickkkk June 3, 2009

cruise the booze

Motivating for a party or social function. Often used when morale is low and people need to get fired up to get out of the house.

Hey you lazy asses, the party started an hour ago, lets cruise the booze!

by Dr. Yeppie October 15, 2008

Ted Cruise

A murder spree.

After getting fired from his dead-end job, John took his old Cavalier out for a Ted cruise, leaving over 20 dead.

by RCM43 June 3, 2018

cruze

fat very fat

cruze is super fat

by oinjk jhbn June 17, 2018

Jerusalem Cruisers

The most simple type sandal. Made up of a bottom and two straps, with one around the ankle, that keep them on. Reminiscent of Old World style because of simplicity. Alt: Any sandals that look like Jesus would've worn.

Brian jumped off that rock and into the lake. His Jerusalem Cruisers kept him from biffing it.

by uw22tw July 28, 2010