crap pants

to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.

Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.

by da p September 25, 2005

Crap and Fap

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

by JMGraham January 5, 2009

crap rap

mediocre rap artist that samples classic rap beats and have talentless end rhyme.

Did you hear Crime Mob's crap rap? It sucks.

by Taul Trio July 20, 2006

crap music

real bad music that should not be played anywhere.

Man that William Hung is truly the king of crap music!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

crap bag

A colorful way to describe a person who is a total idiot and completely worthless. In other words, my ex-boyfriend.

- Crap bag actually thought I would give him another chance.
- Hi, my name is Crap Bag.
- What a total crap bag!

by Anonymous April 26, 2004

Crap Trap

A toilet without toilet paper. A terrible situation to be in and a hilarious prank to play.

"Don't use that toilet, it's a crap trap."

by Collin Locke September 8, 2009

Crap Music

Basically most music today. Examples include: Kanye West, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Nickelback, etc.

Mainstream Music Loving Dolt: Hey! Listen to this new Kanye West song.
Me: (angrily) Take your crap music elsewhere, more specifically to the toilet, where it belongs!!!!!!!

by Metal_Master_X April 5, 2017