Cafuck

to be in total shock of something so unbelievable you can't just say f***

After Bobby said something stupid, Jim said "What the Cafuck?"

by Insano Wayno July 24, 2009

catfood-head

(noun) A person who speaks foolishly, as if their head is filled with catfood instead of brains.

- Dude, Mark, that was so uncool. You are such a catfood-head!

by TinkerbellRIC November 12, 2008

catfish

Someone who pretends to look or act like something there not, mosty think there the sexiest out there. Someone who think other people need them when they don't .

Dude did you hear how James got. Totally catfished last week?

by jahforia October 8, 2016

Catfish gasp

When you pump your girls legs toward her chest when you pull out and shes on her back. The air rushing in her snatch sounds like a catfish gasping for air!

I gave her a catfish gasp last night

by Dirty Renny and the ESC boyz July 5, 2014

Catfish face

The face a person acheives after extended use with methanphetamines. It's caused by lack of teeth due to poor hygeine and deterioration due to abusing the meth. The lower jaw closes further than normal and squishes out or flattens the lips and cheeks and the abuser then looks very much like a catfish. Catfish face is often accompanied by bulging or straying eyes from being up way too long.

Neil: Man, Jewelz used to look really cute before she got strung out. Now that she's got catfish face I wouldn't hump her with your penis!

Bob: I know bro, it's sad as hell. Hey, you wanna go fishin'?

Neil: Sure! Let's get some worms and chicken livers!

by Painterfromhell October 22, 2018

Catfish

A person that over eats. Their big mouth devours everything infront of them. After eating that excessive amount of food they are typically lethargic and have a swolen stomach and blank stare much like a catfish.

Bob- "Did you just see Jamie after she ate those two footlong philly cheese steaks and that large milkshake with extra whip cream!?"

Dan- "Yeah what a Catfish!!"

by lucaduc December 8, 2009

catfish

A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.

Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.
Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.
Fucking catfish.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007