Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018

The Angry Cactus

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks

Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?

by Dicto long June 6, 2018

Cactus with a laptop

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.

Friends of mine:

Cactus with a book

Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil

Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023

Cactus Snatch

A dry scratchy vagina.

I need more lube my girl has cactus snatch.

by Sharp2112 July 15, 2017

reverse cactus

The act of smacking someone in the ass with a hand full of pins, in a sexual matter.

Lastnight I reverse cactus that girl.

by PussyDestroyer6869 July 3, 2017