legs in a basket 

sitting with your legs crossed.

sit down with your legs in a basket

legs in a basket by finnsbonch June 24, 2017

Fisherman’s basket 

The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.

She had to go to call an ambulance after receiving a fisherman’s basket

Fisherman’s basket by Sticky Boardshort October 20, 2017

picnic basket 

Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!

"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."

picnic basket by killerqueen May 6, 2005

Leave a snake in the basket

To deposit an extraordinarily lengthy fecal defecation in a toilet and deliberately, in a spitefully manner, not flush the toilet.

After being scolded for not cleaning his room, Johnny decided to leave a snake in the basket to disgust his parents.

Leave a snake in the basket by Markus Biggus Dikus March 6, 2009

it puts the lotion in the basket 

Taken from Silence of the Lambs. Said by Buffalo Bill/Jamie Gumb, NOT Hannibal Lecter as some think.

It puts the lotion in the basket

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

it puts the lotion in the basket by Some Guy November 24, 2003

Fag basket 

1. A gay dude's asshole.

2. Insult to a gay dude.

Jerry takes it in the Fag Basket.

Fag basket by Frank Mrugala December 25, 2009

sweet crap in a basket 

Used when something unfornuate but not tragic occurs. Like when your dog scarfs up your dinner while you go to answer the phone. Similar usage to "Ah, shit!".

You are leaving your favorite local ice cream shop on a sultry July afternoon when someone bumps into you and your double decker scoop of cookie dough plops onto your sparkling white tee shirt..."Sweet crap in a basket!"

sweet crap in a basket by Russdog Maxiums July 28, 2005