Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!
It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!
by Jaime Gumb October 24, 2003
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Used to describe events or objects that are extraordinary in some way. Derived from the film The Silence of the Lambs, in which the line, "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again" is uttered to a woman in an extraordinarily bad situation. Connotation is often but not necessarily negative, and always implied.
"What do you mean your wife is cheating on you? That puts the lotion in the basket."

"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"

"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."
by Fahrvergnugen September 17, 2004
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In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
by Nat Turner August 25, 2006
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In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
by Nat Turner August 26, 2006
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A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.
Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
by zeromyhero January 28, 2014
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