A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve and equalize the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.
While having sex, John's unit continuously pounded Jessica's pussy until it sang a short tune.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.
by Rew Nelson May 23, 2008
Get the Singing Susanmug. One who is always moving or going, always on the road looking for the best trade. Modern day gypsy. Only time this person stops is because he is in jail/ incarcerated.
Dusty Susan stopped by the house to trade this Bushnell flashlight for some parmesan bread bites today.
by Bugg March 8, 2017
Get the dusty susanmug. Before or while engaging in sexual intercourse, the woman blindfolds and ties the man securely to the bedpost, and then penetrates him in the anus with any household object of her choosing against his will and fully un-lubricated. She can also choose to bring in someone else to penetrate, beat, cut, film, or defecate on the subject. At the end of the session, she can castrate the male and have him swallow his testicles as he sobs and gags. This is an excellent sequel to a rape or other violent sex act where the man has victimized the woman against her will.
After I gave Sharron a strawberry shortcake last week, she didn't say a word until after she pulled a Slick Susan on me. Now I'll never have children again.
by BombACat July 18, 2010
Get the Slick Susanmug. noun: a sexual act when one partner receives an enema, ejaculates said enema all over a linoleum or tiled floor, and then the other partner slides in barefoot upon the ejaculate and performs anal intercourse on the freshly rinsed partner
by KountKaos December 14, 2014
Get the slippery susanmug. by FistyWayne June 29, 2021
Get the Yawning Susanmug. Heather - Hey can I have your boyfriends friends phone number?
Girlfriend - No, he says you are a Susan on the Sly
Girlfriend - No, he says you are a Susan on the Sly
by JT Stranganopolis March 31, 2009
Get the Susan on the Slymug. a cunt that likes chew spit, feces, and semen splashed all over her. Look up bitch on UD and her name should be displayed.
by donkeypunchcunt October 13, 2012
Get the susan wianmug.