by i.love.womenz January 28, 2025
Get the Monterey Park mug.Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.
You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?
Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025
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The quintessential foreign orgy of retarded children, full of teachers that would rather lay naked in the bronze bull then help a child who is at the brink of turning into kratos flying off a cliff. The year 11s are either fucking pricks who think they’re the dogs bollocks wearing trapstar coats and smoking at the back of the classroom, or neeks that come in incest hoards where they all date each other and wank each other off in the hallways. Now year 7s are safe in the hallways because of the new headteacher, back in my day the year 11s were feared and no hallway was safe.
“Yes mate I’m moving to your school warden park”
“Fucking hell why on earth would you do that, it’s worse then Chailey heritage”
“ some teachers have to be nice”
“Fucking hell why on earth would you do that, it’s worse then Chailey heritage”
“ some teachers have to be nice”
by Fingleheimer January 30, 2025
Get the Warden Park mug.Someone who's incredibly edgy for the reactions they get but is actually progressive and accepting on the inside... when you get to know them. This is in the same vein about how the creators of South Park are very liberal but use derogatory humor to express their views and get a reaction.
Friend 1: "Did Joey seriously make a 9/11 joke then make an explosion noise?"
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."
by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025
Get the South Park Progressive mug.The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
Get the Foster Park Flicker Gooning mug.Avon Park FL is completely compromised. The Brickell Building scandal has brought a new shining light of corruption and fraud. The Mayor, his first sister and Deputy Mayor are in a world of hurt. Deputy Mayor has been team Mayor, 1st sister and 3rd sister since being elected. Deputy Mayor plays dumb and blames him falling off the wagon recently and drinking excessively for his short comings. Deputy Mayor advocates for 1st and 3rd sister private school and loves to give free tax payer money to their organizations. Deputy Mayor also loves to give tax payer money to the Mayors father, brother in law, cousins, uncles, aunts and their associates by way of vote. 1st sister feels betrayed by Deputy Mayor for firing previous city manager who allowed them to extort the city for years. Deputy Mayor, 1st sister, Mayor and some county officials are going to prison for a long time for defrauding the City out of a 1.3 million value building. This of course is just the tip of the iceberg according to many experts who now accept that they have lost all credibility and are rotten to the core.
Let's head down to Avon Park FL for the 4th of July fireworks. No thanks, 3rd sister might claw the shit out of my childs arm for misbehaving. 1st sister will cover it up, and we will not get any restitution. Then 1st and 3rd sister will get 10k next year of our tax money by way of their brother and deputy Mayor!
by Stuck In 33825 March 23, 2025
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