Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.

A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."

by SEM11 August 8, 2022

Freebie

A bowel movement that needs "no wiping" it seems to smoothly just eject itself from your anus

SCORE! I just went to take a dump and it ended up to be a freebie... no traces left!

by Extremejutsu August 19, 2022

Fleepeople

A person or group of people who is fixated on the idea the Earth is flat whilst referring to others as "sheep" for accepting proven reality as it is.

This guy on line just went so Fleepeople I feel bad for his caretakers

by Uncle Jut August 22, 2022

Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

Free Sugar

To dominate the enemy team without even having to try.

Dave: Bro these people just died without using their CD's, thats Free Sugar.

by abczxc September 23, 2022

Free Hotel

If you go to the airport, shit in a sink and say "I have a bomb" 69 times. A strange person called the police will give you a free hotel stay in a place called prison.

I am enjoying my Free Hotel stay very much!

by Jorg_Bush420 September 27, 2022

Free Agent

Something ryan says to dylan in the game The Quarry, when asked whether or not he has a boyfriend

Dylan: “girlfriend?”
Ryan: “uhhh, not exactly.”
Dylan: “boyfriend?”
Ryan: “free agent.”

by Quarryy October 1, 2022