Hard Dick And Bubblegum 

When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"

Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.

Hard Dick And Bubblegum by Salanne March 30, 2006

brick dick 

1)The water tower at Eastern Michigan University. 2) The main navigation symbol for all people who have ever atteneded or been to Eastern Michigan Univerity in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

Did you here about the Brick Dick? It sprang a leak the other day and made a HUGE mess!!

brick dick by Hot Dog in the Hallway November 12, 2006

Pizza Dick

A severe chode with the circumference and height of a pizza

I had to roll up my pizza dick to fit it inside of that sexy ass bitch that i was fucking

Pizza Dick by happypizzalemontoast March 26, 2010

Hold my dick 

A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.

Just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!.....HOLD MY DICK!!!!

Hold my dick by Hoss_Meat November 14, 2011

Tom, Dick and Harry 

The male sexual reproductive organs.

Tom, Dick and Harry are in the changeroom!

See also: Tom and Harry

Tom, Dick and Harry by dick69 July 1, 2009

Dick Riding 

Becoming infatuated with, endorsing, or kissing up to someone or something which is very popular at the moment in hopes of gaining recognition, a sense of fulfillment, or publicity.

Hurricane Katrina, The Haiti Earthquake, and Obama's Election were all notable publicized events where everyone and their grandmother got involved, showed support while it was still a hot issue, and dropped it as if it had never occurred once the media stopped spamming every channel and air wave with coverage.

Hence they were all "dick riding" like the "cool kids" to appear "trendy" or have "water cooler conversation" for the office.

Dick Riding by Cookei June 22, 2010

Dick Turban 

Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.

Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!

Dick Turban by jinmao October 8, 2008