Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”

Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!

by Evilgay February 19, 2022

thunder muffin

The swelling of a woman's pelvic mound and she becomes overtaken with last. Swole out and aroused vagina. Vagina ready to pounce on her man.

My girlfriend is going through a horny phase and her thunder muffin is about to do damage like a tornado on the war path.

by AAA-Wordsworth April 26, 2022

turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 3, 2022

Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.

Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?

by DogsInABathtub May 4, 2022

Crunk Muffin

A friendly term used to identify, greet, acknowledge, or recognize a close friend who is both Crunk and a Stud Muffin.

Person 1: Welcome to the party, my man!
Person 2: Sup, Crunk Muffin! Looking fazed and it hasn't even been an hour!

by 4P3X May 9, 2022

Egg Muffin

A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.

That man is built like a Egg Muffin

by MeatBallar May 15, 2022