Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.
A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
by RustyMantis January 26, 2022
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Canadian Beaver Tail

While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.
Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.
by RustyMantis January 02, 2022
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