trunk monkey 

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.

I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.

trunk monkey by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004

grease monkey 

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

grease monkey by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

carpet monkey

One who sifts through threads of the carpet in hopes of finding a small amount of cocaine.

When we ran out of coke danny became a carpet monkey.

carpet monkey by P LOS May 24, 2006

porch monkey 

someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor

porch monkey by pickledspork July 23, 2005

Grease Monkey 

A person who works on cars a lot is called a grease monkey because your hands get full of grease. Never thought it was racist because the only people I ever knew called that were white, so I didn't make the connection people make with Monkey being a slur against brown people. Also didn't think it was a put down on blue collar workers (of any race) because those were the only people I knew. It was just descriptive. It could have situational racial or economic negative connotations. Example: some wealthy person tries to put down any person working on their car by calling them a Grease Monkey in a derogatory way...most mechanics take pride in their work and themselves, so that would be confusing, and really only prove the rich guy was a pompous ass who doesn't know how to fix his own car.

My Dad and his brothers were grease monkeys, so I learned how to fix my own car.

Grease Monkey by Keeping it Wheel June 4, 2018

Flange Monkey

Flange monkey refers to anyone who loves the flange. ie, someone who likes to look at, touch, lick, or fuck the female vagina.
Usually used as a lighthearted insult

"Oi oi flange monkey! Who's pussy are you lickin tonight?"

Flange Monkey by OLI'S HO March 18, 2006

porn monkey 

A person that is obsessed with porn, they watch it all the time, think about it constantly and refer everything to porn (also see: Porn Addict)

Vachan is a porn monkey, porn is all he thinks about

porn monkey by Jaime Potluri April 30, 2005