Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.

Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.

by Giggamungis April 25, 2023

McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.

Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.

by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023

Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!

Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

He’s selling the money

A faggot saying for faggots who don’t know what the words selling or money mean

Dave: He’s selling the money!
Everyone: Shut up faggot.

by Imnotwhoyouthibkiam May 7, 2023

Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

I Love Monkeys!

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.

Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries

by poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz dud May 15, 2023

Give your friend money day

May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.

Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day

by Senire May 16, 2023