Long distance life 

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

Long distance life by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

Nozzle of Life

Slang for a chicks tit.

"Hey, ever gotten a titty twister?" "Oh Hell no, that's my nozzle of life!"

Nozzle of Life by 99999ace April 30, 2011

Wife from another Life

Your wife from another life is someone you could see you being married to in another life, and envisioning a healthy marriage.

Person 1: Man, I can see Julie being my wife from another life! She is so perfect, and we compliment each other very well!
Person 2: Lmao, I ship it.

Wife from another Life by Randoven November 17, 2015

the meaning of life

Death

The meaning of life is death

the meaning of life by ieatbabiesandchildren January 7, 2017

Red bull Life 

Someone who has no life other than drinking red bull. They won't stop drinking it for more than a minute due to their overwhelming addiction. People with the red bull life generally never have kids because the red bull destroys their appearance, and forces them to live in their mother's basement playing video games 24/7, no sleep, and only taking breaks to drink red bull. People with the red bull life are also generally pretty fucking trash at video games, despite playing them 24 hours a day, every single day, furthermore, people with the red bull life are most of the time, sweaty tryhards that always fail. What I am trying to say is, you don't want the red bull life. Although, I bet some of you do want to live the red bull life. I mean, I, the one writing this is currently living the red bull life. It's great, you should try it.

Look at that nerd over there, he must be living the red bull life.

Red bull Life by Dounk February 9, 2017

the kid’s life 

the kid’s life is hard as hell, due to piling amounts of school work, peer pressure from classmates, and fake friends.

“the kid’s life is hard as hell, so thank god for instagram, iphones, and fries.”

the kid’s life by wokespringboi2000 October 9, 2019

Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property 

Idk figure it out

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)

Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019