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ED HARDY 

A tragically hip LA Based clothing brand.The brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with CHROME HEARTS,AFFLICTION,JUICY...etc.Has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.Has become a status signifier amongst BMER/BENZ driving club kids who still live at home.Cougar MILFS can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. The preferred clothing of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION.
NEWPORT BEACH/UCI HOTTIE:"My mom's in Aspen...but she just leased me this new C-CLASS-and left me the Amex for some shopping."

MUSCULAR TATTED OUT ACTOR WANNABE LOSER BOYFRIEND WITH HIDEOUSLY SPIKED HAIR:"Kewl! let's go down on Melrose.
I need a new ED HARDY tee."
ED HARDY by L.MARTIN December 29, 2007
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HARRYBALONEYTITS 

It was an old YouTube account created by chris ,Joe ,Andrew and Jonathan on November 27, 2009, but it was deleted. They had 14 funny ass videos
Harrybaloneytits just created some new vids check em out homie

Hairy Cave 

A lady's vagina that has not seen the light of day for years and as a result as a wild mane of hair that is probably all tangled and full of small woodland creatures.
Michelle's hairy cave was like looking into the wilderness, I think I seen a vole in there.
Hairy Cave by Hughie Baby January 8, 2009

Hairy-Eyeball

The hairy eyeball is the death stare.
Its the look somone gets when theyre hearing a bunch of bull, or they are glaring at their worst enemy, parent, great aunt-gladdie, teacher, employer, stalker, neighborhood arsonist-pedaphile-rapist, nosey neighbor, siblings, that 13 year old and her friends following you around the mall because your so attractive.
Larry caught a glimpse of Judy, his most recent ex, with a horrible look in her eyes; she was giving him the hairy-eyeball.
Hairy-Eyeball by Kalyx January 7, 2009

Dirty Hairy

If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.
Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"
Dirty Hairy by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

kiss my hairy yellow butt 

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.
Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

Hairy Eyebrow

To scrunch an eyebrow down upon one's squinted or intensely focused eye in order to silently convey severe disapproval.
"Dude, your girlfriend is giving you the Hairy Eyebrow. You better stop looking at Susan's tits."
Hairy Eyebrow by richippr September 29, 2008