1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.
"Hey, did you see George W. Bush on TV yesterday?"
"No, man. Did he do something stupid?"
"He said something nice about a gay man"
"Wow, that's eepy-cray"