pants guy

A guy by the name of bubba that does not own a pair of short. Some say if you walk in to his house he has over 80 pairs of pants but no shorts.

A pants guy wearing pants in situations where shorts should be worn

by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017

pants guy

A pretty large male by the name of bubba who always seems to have a pair of pants on. He usually has them on in situations where shorts are preferred to be worn. Such as during a basketball game.

A guy who wears pants when he shouldn't, or just simply doesn't own a pair. Pants guy

by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017

clown pants

When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.

Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"

by Ian Benardo99 October 11, 2018

Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.

Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!

by Jenasis December 21, 2018

panorama in ya pants

when you're not able to reach the restrooms in time, then that's how your briefs look

Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

Swagger pants

The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.

(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)

Yo bro, do the swagger pants dance! It’s a real panty dropper

by Blinging July 11, 2018

tobasco pants

Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.

Got Damn, Bianca got tobasco pants after we had Mexican food earlier. Fuckin' clear as day.

by Aztec03 July 23, 2018