When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).
He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.
by GayShell January 13, 2024
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Damp Pants
Damp Pants
After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.
She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!
She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!
by CuddleCunt January 11, 2018
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"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)
by mralwayscorrect no cap November 19, 2020
Get the pants mug.That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.
Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.
by BAH549 June 24, 2019
Get the Elephant Pants mug.When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
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