Mirryah the Pariah

The blonde hottie who looks so beautiful on the outside, but on the inside, is an evil backstabbing whore who will stop at nothing to ruin your life if given the chance. She would literally run you over if she was in a hurry.

I pulled a Mirryah the Pariah and screwed a guy to pay my bills. Then I got him sent to jail.

by BlazenKazen July 28, 2024

Shnaukerd

When you're so drunk you can barely function.

I was so shnaukerd I barely made it home.

by BlazenKazen August 23, 2022

Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.

I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.

by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022

Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.

Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024

Monica

She's beautiful and kind. She is loyal and does anything for the people she loves. She's so much fun to be around and keeps everyone laughing. You know it's going to be a good time when Monica is there. She's the truest kind of friend.

I'm so happy I have a Monica in my life. It definitely makes things better.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024