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Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...
by 3’ilg June 2, 2018
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Sunday Drunk

Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.
Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”

Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
by Reyer June 3, 2018
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Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.
"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad
by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018
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Honest drunk

An ,,honest drunk" person is someone who gets drunk and his/her emotions burst out. They suddenly become really honest, and often tell someone about their feelings.
My dad is an honest drunk, yesterday he got drunk and cried on my shoulder because he ,,felt left out".
by Hot mess ♡ February 26, 2018
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Butt-Drunk

That moment when your rear-end releases everything in your stomach, then begins to dry heave after being emptied. This condition is normally accompanied by questions like, "What the hell did I eat?" and followed by, "I'm never eating that again" knowing damn well you're going to be greedy in 48 hours.
Bruh I swear fo gawd I'm butt-drunk. I've been on this toilet for 48 minutes!
by JackBanner May 8, 2018
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exorsist drunk

An extreme version of a mean drunk, the Exorsist drunk is someone who becomes downright evil when they get drunk, almost as if they were possessed by the devil like the girl from The Exorsist.
What happened to Bob last night, he called me a cocksucker and threatened to kill me. Oh, he's an Exorsist drunk, once he's had too many it's like he's possessed.
by Boozyman March 4, 2018
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Faggy drunk

Did you hear about how Owen and Joseph hooked up? “
Yeah dude, they were faggy drunk”
by in_the_gaykk69 March 11, 2018
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