5 definitions by Reyer
The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.
While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"
by Reyer December 24, 2012
Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.
Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
by Reyer May 7, 2018
Clare: Dose that guy selling ice cream out of his van give you a creepy vibe?
Matt: Yeah, that mustache and lack of windows makes him look RAPE-ISH!
Matt: Yeah, that mustache and lack of windows makes him look RAPE-ISH!
by Reyer May 30, 2013
When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.
I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow
by Reyer April 2, 2018
When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.
I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow
by Reyer April 2, 2018