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drunktown 

The popular tourist destination for those embarking on the Alcohol Express. Tickets often include a sidetrip to nearby Vomitville.
"Wow. It's only five-thirty, and Rex is already well on his way to Drunktown!"
drunktown by malbuff October 28, 2022
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Drunktown 

That popular tourist destination, a regular stop on the Alcohol Express. Tickets often include a sidetrip to nearby Vomitville.
"Holy Toledo! It's only five-thirty, and Rex is already well on his way to Drunktown!"
Drunktown by malbuff October 28, 2022

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.
She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.
Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunktweeting 

The process of leaving tweets on Twitter while intoxicated, or heavily under the influence. Closely associated with drunkdialing.
Bob: Man, your tweets last night were insane!
Joe: Ah, dude my bad. I was so shit faced last night, I was drunktweeting.
drunktweeting by CalaiaSassyBack January 7, 2010

drunktioning 

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery
Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

Drunktober

The period of time starting sometime around the end of the Julian month of August and ending a week or two before Christmas -- according to the Tao of Drew, within the chapter regarding the Barkalendar.

The time period's name is derived from the fact that every weekend seems to have some sort of drinking event, holiday, or an excuse to enjoy the beautiful fall weather.

Holidays include, but are not limited to: Birthdays, Labor Day weekend, Octoberfest, Tankfest, Halloween, Guns 'N Hoses, Thanksgiving, and a spattering of 'holiday' parties.
With Octoberfest, Tankfest, Halloween and then Sunday kickball every weekend, Drunktober is gonna wreck my liver.

It'll be a miracle if I survive Drunktober this year.
Drunktober by thePhatMan October 22, 2010

drunktopus 

Being so drunk that you can not control your limbs
Coco: did you see Trixie last night?

Candy: yeah, she couldnt even walk! total drunktopus!
drunktopus by candy08 June 11, 2011
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Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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