American Gomez

A sexual position in which the woman must hold an American flag in one hand and wear a sombrero, while the male must have grown a thick handlebar moustache and resemble a spaniard.

Let's have a crack at an American Gomez!

by Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkk July 4, 2016

American Water

beverages like coca-cola

Those kids focus really well on American water.

by parquet52 October 25, 2020

American

Used to convey a sense of retardedness, usually about a story or idea.

“That is the most American thing I have heard all day, David from Mississippi” -The rest of the world

by Dominoe’s pizza December 30, 2022

American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

The American Tolkien

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.

Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

american freedom

The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.

I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.

by notryarednaxela January 3, 2023