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big jim and the twins 

the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples
you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!

The Trump effect 

Doing something really stupid, but the to draw attention away from said stupid action, do something even more stupid, drowning out the affect of the first stupid action. Repeat until successful, and presidency is over.
“Oh crap I killed the cat, well by using the Trump effect, I can just eat the dog to make everyone forget about me killing the cat.”
The Trump effect by Thatguy22691 October 30, 2017

butter the toast 

To come all over a nice pussy
She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!
butter the toast by snoop dizzle December 7, 2002

The TwatBerries 

Inhabiting affluent suburbs of Greater London, frequently in possession of the ‘BBM’ and/or Apple related products. It is commonplace for these people to be blonde, with hair that is swept in a Toni & Guy coiffure. For what they lack in brain power, they certainly make up for in the dollar. Despite their evident wealth, TwatBerries insist upon wearing items of clothing of the ‘vintage’ variety, saved from the depths of the skips of North London. A simpler definition would be “general idiot”.
"Look at the TwatBerries in their vintage chunky knit cardigan, BBMing in their Media Studies lessons. Tch."
The TwatBerries by A.Non and A.Mous November 16, 2010

billy the trick 

A very economically frugal, promiscuous male. The typical day of a "Billy the Trick", "Billy Trick" or "Billy Bitch" will involve some kind of pricematching, arguing over expired coupons at a fast food restaurant, and engaging in sexual intercourse with a generally undesirable mate.
"Where's Chang today?" "You mean Billy the Trick? Tricking it, of course."

Basting the Turkey 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.
Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
Basting the Turkey by fetus003 August 28, 2008