Tommeshia

One of the baddest bitches alive, great personality, funny, and freaky in the sheets. Fun to be around and always in the mood.

I had a long day, I need Tommeshia to relieve my stress.

by xoolkid November 24, 2021

Tommetje

Tommetje is een zeer aantrekkelijke jongen man waar alle vrouwen op soppen. Hij is de liefste jonge die je ooit zou tegen komen :) hij heeft een groot hart, maar hij heeft ook nog iets wat groot en hard is \(•_•)/

He hij is een vrouwenverslinder, een echte tommetje!

by arminsbf December 1, 2021

Tommed

Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.

Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.

by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022

Tommen's Beard

An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.

This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.

"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."

"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."

"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."

by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

No Tomment

When you can’t make a comment

User 1:Hey I heard you were talking about building an massive book club for other book lovers.

User 2: No tomment.

by Chipmunksarecute1800 July 26, 2025

Tomesque

Acting as if you were the world reknowned fscktard, Tom Anderson.

Damnit, Travis, you're being fscking Tomesque tonight!

by B4K35 January 29, 2005