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tomasi matapula

An abo looking pedo who always seeks attention; in person communicating AND in the rear end. Tomasi is a guy who thinks he can brawl and stand up for anyone, but when alone, sits in the corner and holds his John and cries to sleep. Tomasi can also be a legend, as in legend at turning upto events "not" on-time or NEVER. Tomasi has a weak bladder and an anal full of tear gas. Tomasi is a strange animal.
*Fight*
Person: "You sir, must be Tomasi Matapula!"
*Watching Pornographic videos*
Person: "That actor's name must be Tomasi Matapula"
Person2: "The man getting analed must also be Tomasi Matapula".
by Idkwya December 10, 2013
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Tomah Ford

Tomah Ford is beautiful, from her smile all the way to the sparkle in her eyes. She is honest and real but kind and sweet and leaves you with an intense longing to be back in her presence. Tomah can be gentle and loving but aggressive and hard natured when need be. She takes care of everyone and has a huge heart. She is definitely one of a kind.
1. Bro, Tomah Ford is amazing.
2. No joke bro, she's cool as shit.
by Sparky97 May 19, 2014
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Tomas

Super sexy boy but he has a tooth missing and his friend guga is in love with him
Wow look at Tomas so sexy but he does no have a tooth that's a pitty
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Tomás Palmeiro

When you are a Tomás Palmeiro it means that you engaged in sexual intercourse with many portuguese popular singers. Usually this means not using protection and never winning an Eurovision contest.
Dude, you just fucked Ágata! What a Tomás Palmeiro.
by koalamaneta March 10, 2017
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Tomasine

Tomasine is a very smart girl. She likes swimming and she is always full of energy. She cares about herself a lot but she is still pretty kind.
Hey Tomasine, how are you?
by idkwmni June 13, 2017
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Tomas

Tomas is someone you like to be around but can be pretty insensitive when it comes to comfort. He doesnt listen very well and mostly talks about himself and what he wants but there are times when he will protect you if you need it even if hes not the right person to talk to when you need help he will stand by you as a supportive friend even if its not alot you know there are times you can count on him.
Boy: damn Tomas just totally messed that dude up
Girl: I know he was protecting his friend
Boy: yeah and then he completley cut his friend off when he tried to tell him something importiant
Girl: but at least he cares about his friends
by Natsu777 August 22, 2017
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