giraffe's neck

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels

After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.

by koyn November 29, 2006

throw the neck

To throw the neck or to throw neck means to take your mouth and put it around a mans dick and give him a blow job

To throw the neck would be to suck dick or give a blow job/oral sex

by Realtimebanga69 November 21, 2013

Batman Neck

1. A stiff neck is probably not a symptom you would consider dangerous, and yet it can indicate some very severe conditions such as meningitis or meningococcal disease. Although neck stiffness can arise from physical neck complaints (e.g. whiplash) it is also a common symptom of numerous infectious illnesses.

2. Michael Keaton's head in Tim Burton's Batman.

I woke up this morning and couldn't move my neck. I have batman neck! *whole body turn*

by modesthaus March 06, 2010

Brass Neck

To display staggeringly daring rudeness and / or cheek. First Cousin to balls of brass.

"Jason had the brass neck to ask for the promotion even though we all knew he was a slacker".

by Satandog April 17, 2006

Cockney neck

When you have been speaking to much cockney and it does your neck in.

Nick: "do you have any idea why jack is wearing that ridiculous neck brace?"

Jane: "the doctor said he has to wear it after his trip to croydon. He's got a nasty case of cockney neck."

by roflmaonaze May 06, 2010

pencil neck

Someone who either:
1. Has a neck as thin as a pencil. Is used as an insult on anyone though.
2. Is a pussy. You know, lack's bravery, courage and shit.

1. "Check out that Pencil Neck."
"Hey Pencil Neck, pass tha bong."
2. "Just jump! Ah' ya fucken Pencil Neck!"

by Diego August 25, 2003

Obama Necking

While passing cars on the highway that display Barack Obama bumper sticker(s) you turn your head while passing to see if the driver is black or white.

"Man, I almost rear-ended somone this morning on my way to work. I saw a Honda with an 'Obama 09' sticker and I was so busy Obama Necking that I almost slammed into the car in front of me."

by Young79 September 05, 2008