steffond

Big dick darkskin with great smile

My boyfriend ugly I wish he was a steffond

by Scientist from spain July 21, 2014

swaffed

when a live-in relationship ends with one party gaining all the merch, ie, the house, the kids, the car.

Where's your dog?
"Damn, I got swaffed! The ex took everything! Rotten swaffer!"

by Eva Harris & Michael Carrasquillo September 27, 2007

swaff

The frothy and tacky build up of sperm around the bell end after it has been vigorously agitated by either choking the chicken or pork swording.

'I wanked for so long, I had the worst case of swaff the world has ever seen.'

by richard piper July 1, 2004

Steffa

Adj; A name given to an incredibbly intoxicated female. In particular those who slip, fall, break bones, and then blame it on leaves. Some other characteristics include: complaining that she normally goes to bed a 4 AM, wishing she were at MIT, calling everyone in her phonebook, and/or bringing greasy haired men to bed with her while forcing her roommates to sleep on someone else's floor.

Wow, was she ever Steffa last night, or what?!!?

by steffasbestfriend November 19, 2006

Steffen

A common Steffen is someone who get's active around the age of 17-18 and hunts for girls younger than him, 'cause he's a coward who can't compete with girls his age. He most likely curls the naive and young victim to his home, where he can live his sexual fantasies with here and then leave her, breaking her heart forever. But you have to understand the mind of a Steffen. The Steffen only cares about his goal, which is sexual pleasure. The emotions of the victim are not important to him, even if he acts like they are at first. So to sum it up you could say a Steffen is a typical Fuckboy, dabbing his way through his life, wearing addidas sweat pants and muscle shirts, holding his phone infront of his face while taking selfies.

A Look, people are dabbing over there.
B Yeah, they're most likely Steffens.

by LordTourette January 2, 2017

steffie

Steffie is a girl who always has a different boyfriend each month, they usually breakup when she gets bored of them, she even dated her first cousin, guess self love really runs deep.

never trust a steffie.

“did you hear? steffie hooked up with henry, her COUSIN?!”

by Langfordrussell November 8, 2019

Seff the Wolf

The Yiffyest fur you've ever seen, he currently spends all day on AIM and he will not tell you his AIM name, becuase hes cool like that. He also spends all day browsing peer networks. What for? I don't know.

Hey Seff!

by Seff June 12, 2004