1. Used as a contraction of SHIT and OUCH, Usually encountered when saying shit and hurting oneself.
2. A poor marijuana reference.
2. A poor marijuana reference.
1. Bill, hand me that- SHOUCH!! I touched the hot iron.
2. Pass me that Shouch bro, I'm gettin stoned like a mother fucker.
2. Pass me that Shouch bro, I'm gettin stoned like a mother fucker.
by Viper089 December 15, 2007
Get the shouch mug.I must say, I had to take a shower after I first saw this video. Not because I made a mess in my pants, but because my girlfriend at the time threw up on me when she saw all that cank stoochie.
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Incel: I hate woman and I hate woman who game they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Any girl who games is probably fat and ugly
Any sensible person: Thanks for letting us know you’ve never felt a woman’s touch
Any sensible person: Thanks for letting us know you’ve never felt a woman’s touch
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A word mix of {Stu}pid Bit{ch} and Skinn{er} a word used as an insult made by a couple of ladysmith girls with no lives. ((pronounced-- <Stoocher>))
by ~love*torn~ April 4, 2008
Get the Stuch-er mug.(Pronounced like "Douche") When one or more individuals say the same word at the same time one may say "Skouche" and the other/ others may not speak until their name is said by someone other than themselves. (Referred to as "Being Skouched")
Rules:
1) For every word you speak while "Skouched" you earn a punch in the arm.
2) Cannot skouche songs, jingles, or chants.
3) Cannot skouche the word salamander.
4) If more than one person says skouche at the same time, the first to repeat the word skouche wins. In the event that it is said simultaneously more than twice, rock, paper, scissors is used to determine who is skouched.
5) Name must be spoken by another person that is with you. Phone calls, answering machines, etc. do not count.
6) If you mistakenly skouche punch someone they are allowed to punch you back an equal amount.
Rules:
1) For every word you speak while "Skouched" you earn a punch in the arm.
2) Cannot skouche songs, jingles, or chants.
3) Cannot skouche the word salamander.
4) If more than one person says skouche at the same time, the first to repeat the word skouche wins. In the event that it is said simultaneously more than twice, rock, paper, scissors is used to determine who is skouched.
5) Name must be spoken by another person that is with you. Phone calls, answering machines, etc. do not count.
6) If you mistakenly skouche punch someone they are allowed to punch you back an equal amount.
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