stouch

When two things are incredibly stuck.

When the interlocking legs of school desk cannot be removed by natural means: the original "stouch"

by HOOD CLANS April 4, 2009

stouch

a way of telling someone to stop and saying ouch at the same time

person 1: hey bill
bill: yo, dawg! *punch*
person 1:stouch dude!that hurt

by sparklepop83 May 23, 2008

A storch in time saves nine

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.

"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020

Shoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher

by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Stoochie

A female that has a stinky coochie

Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.

by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016

smouch

To pilfer, steal, take without permission.

Appears in Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn."

So I'll mosey along now, and smouch a couple of case-knives.

by cathinator, the. November 21, 2004

skouche

Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU

"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"

by skoucher June 11, 2018