stouch

When two things are incredibly stuck.
When the interlocking legs of school desk cannot be removed by natural means: the original "stouch"
by HOOD CLANS April 04, 2009
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stouch

a way of telling someone to stop and saying ouch at the same time
person 1: hey bill
bill: yo, dawg! *punch*
person 1:stouch dude!that hurt
by sparklepop83 May 23, 2008
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stouched

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.
Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.
by paulatinum April 24, 2009
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Stouche

When one is not just stupid but they are also a massive douche. They are a stupid douche.
Hey didn’t you go out with Gary before. Yeah he tried to stick his finger up my butt. Yeah he tried to do that to me too. Gary’s a total stouche!
by Mathemagician January 16, 2021
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Stouched

Stouched or sex touched is the tap, scoop or grope type of touch from a man to a woman when walking past them while the woman is unaware of the mans awesome foreplay technique. The touch will be either to the genitalia or breast area. The man is showing his intentions to mate and this technique causes many women to become aroused.
Will walked passed Natalie while she was getting undressed, he stouched her on her bottom as he walked by.
by El Torro October 08, 2014
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Stouche

A sexy man, or stud, who is also a douche-bag.
I just wanna sit on that stouche's face, maybe then he would shut the fuck up.
by Pukus November 29, 2011
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