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Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.
“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”
by Priest of Assplay August 26, 2023
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Jizz Squeezers

Female breasts, specifically those large enough to accomplish ejaculation (the "jizz") through the act of tittyfucking (the "squeezing".
Check out the jizz squeezers on the chick in the red bikini! WOW!
by BigK22 August 28, 2023
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Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick
Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.
by Blue Coconut September 10, 2023
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canterbury squeezer

when riding ones dick you squeeze it with your vagina to assert your dominance
damn! that girl was a total canterbury squeezer.
by goprohomo42069 October 25, 2023
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Cincinnati Squeegee

After receiving a blowjob and finishing on your stomach, your partner pulls your underwear up and gives you a front wedgie before using the elastic band to squeegee all of your cum into your underwear.
I got my first blowjob the other day and afterwards she gave me the ol' Cincinnati Squeegee!
by Ledantarious IV July 16, 2024
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shower squeegee

The sponge like object you use in the shower too wash your body with.....
My girlfriend and I share my shower squeegee, to wash each other in the shower.
by T&B...143...F&A... July 22, 2024
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Cum Squeegee

Cum Squeegee - when a female receives a facial from a male and gets seamen on her glasses so you have to squeegee her glasses clean
“Dude I came on this chicks glasses and had to give her a cum squeegee so she could see”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024
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