Figet spinner

Cancer

Someone: hey look at my figet spinner, it was 500 dollars.

Me: WHAT! Why? You idiot. That is so much money, for a stupid toy you're gonna lose in 5 minutes.

Figet spinner by FifthArrow11 June 27, 2017

Three Stooges Coat Spinner

When your fighting 2 people and you punch one guy and your fist goes into his coat sleeve then you both spin around while you punch the other guy and he punches his own partner very unlikely to work in real life

Did you see the Three Stooges yesterday? Curly pulled off a Three Stooges Coat Spinner.

Three Stooges Coat Spinner by dat nigga from your hood January 2, 2010

the fidget spinner 

A sexual position where the female rotates on the males penis while the male spins her like a fidget spinner.

Damn Bro! she got so nauseous when I busted the fidget spinner on her last night.

the fidget spinner by AngelDJF May 25, 2017

you can fidget my spinner 

A phrase that can be used as a pickup line on someone to let them know you wanna hook up, but they don't have to believe it and will make you less embarrassed when they say ew no because it sounds really dumb.

Marsha: that was a fun date, we should do it again sometime
Antony: yeah, it really was, and I wanted you to know... You can fidget my spinner anytime!
Marsha: OMG lol Antony jokes like this is why I like you
Antony: oh yeah lol joke lolololol😌😢
Marsha:lololol

you can fidget my spinner by Womanly_Bananas October 7, 2017

human fidget spinner 

Humans having sex while moving.

Angelica "yo last night was crazy"
Eliza"yah we moved from one side of the house to the other"
Peggy"It was a human fidget spinner"

human fidget spinner by ProjectBlueBanana April 5, 2020

Fidget Spinner 

Full blown Autism

I have a fidget spinner.
So...you have autism.

Fidget Spinner by Long dong silvers crippling de May 23, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.

Guy 1: Hey what you got there

Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"

Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this

*cocks shotgun

The End

Fidget Spinner by papasito6 May 21, 2017