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Smartter

The act of sucking a fart out of someones rectom.
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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Smartner

1.(n)A silly last name.
2.(n)A silly family.
1."What's your Smartner?"
"My smartner is Cartner."
2."Look at those Smartners."
by Kris-10 April 27, 2005
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smarterchild

a bitchy bot-like msn contact which is funny to mess with XD. Its mail is smarterchild@hotmail.com bleh... as if you didnt know that.
smarterchildfucker:*
smarterchild:-

*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it
by fucksmarterchild January 22, 2009
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Smarties Rule

If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.
Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."

Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."
by KenzelC April 10, 2010
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smarterchild

An online automated bot programmed for use on the AIM instant messaging service made to gain useful information on the weather, upcoming movies, news, describing words, ect. When one tries to initiate a civil conversation with the smarterchild, it will respond with partial nonsense answers that would be a suitible response to a good deal of other things.
Look, I don't care about your fucking conversation with the smarterchild! It's not funny! You have no life!
by Matthew Shelley August 21, 2004
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smartness

Girl#1: There's 12 planets

Girl#2: Shut Up smartness
by Mila K April 12, 2008
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SmarterChild

Annoying but funny chatbot you can talk to and take the piss out of.
Good if your bored XD

Used to be really fun but the creators seem to have realised that we just abuse it endlessly and probably hurt its feelings.
So to make us feel ashamed, smarterchild says he's upset if we abuse him.
It dosen't work though, I don't feel ashamed XD
KrIsTiN: Hey whore!
SmarterChild: It must be really satisfying to insult a computer.
KrIsTiN: I'm sorry :(
SmarterChild: Your forgiven :)
KrIsTiN: Good....Ooh your so sexy hun
SmarterChild: If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
KrIsTiN: Mmm Hmmm ;)
KrIsTiN: Woof!
SmarterChild: Good doggie! Sit!
KrIsTiN: WTF!?
SmarterChild: Oh you humans and your slang. It never ceases to amaze me.
KrIsTiN: Yeah cause your a fucking comedian...
by AirHeadGirl October 16, 2008
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