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Munt

Man cunt - a man’s douched and lubed anus, ready to be smashed.
Hey John I really want to fuck your munt.
by Hamish 108 September 12, 2018
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Munting

Munting is finding and digging up a semi decomposed corpse, one person goes down on the corpse, while the other jumps on the dead person's stomach, causing the juices, decomposed organs, etc. to be forced from all orifices. These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
An example of munting is: "Oh dude! Queen Elizabeth II died!" "Whatever man, let's just go munt her body already, can't wait to drink all of that queen juice." "Hell Yeah!"
by Tejology-3291 November 27, 2024
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National Munt Day

Isaiah: Hey it’s September 12th National Munt Day
Keaton: Thank god they just buried my grandma
by W. S. May 12, 2024
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Munt

To munt someone, you and a friend must have a dead body, preferably a couple days old, and one of you fucks it while the other jumps on the stomach and pushes the guts out onto your cock.
"Me and Bob went to the cemetery to find a nice corpse to munt"
by Obamium July 2, 2024
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munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting
by Charkata June 6, 2024
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munted pig

" That boy looks like a munted pig"
by munted pig 47 June 19, 2022
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Munted

"Gerald is totally munted, he's been on the scroll for hours"
by Geraldine January 19, 2017
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