Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated

"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"

by Hjjankens December 3, 2024

munt buddy

A friend or acquaintance that you bring to the munting cession

Tallon: Yo Xavier do you want to be my munt buddy
Xavier: Hell yes I would love to be you munt buddy

by Master of poondunk April 5, 2024

munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".

"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"

by mslkiwi December 27, 2011

Munt

Man Cunt

My boss is a total munt

by dgb13101 January 22, 2015

Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

munt

The fusion of two words "mother" and "cunt" used to describe a mother's vagina that has managed to some how stay in excellent condition despite giving birth to multiple children.

"Hey ladies, have you seen Jenny's munt? I can't believe she pushed 4 children out of that thing!"

by quagmire's dad March 31, 2015

Munt

A man cunt

Subject but not limited to men named Craig, men 5’10 or shorter, men with small hands, men that are balding but don’t bick their head, men that have never been married and are over 40 years of age, men that finish quickly and don’t return the favor, shallow men, and men that are from Connecticut.

Craig fucked me in a parking lot on our first date then got turned off the next day when he found out he wasn’t the only guy I’ve slept with on the first date. What a munt!

by Lizalini September 29, 2018