Muff Diver

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.

Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.

by Tammi November 26, 2003

muff cabage

Like calling someone a dirty vagina. Cabage pronounced in a jersey accent of saying 'garbage'

You little tramp, your muff cabage.

by double z October 15, 2010

muff ball

Someone who routinely hangs out in vaginas. Orginated from the film Stepbrothers:

Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something."

Dale: "You're something too."

Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."

Dale: "In your vagina?"

Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."

Dale: "What's happening?"

Dear Dale - you are becoming a muff ball.

A lesbian friend of yours is walking down the street and you want to catch her attention, try: "oi muff ball."

You're on a date and it's getting hot and heavy. You say: "do you wanna be my muff ball?"

by Lupars September 28, 2009

Muff watching

Muff watching: The act of observing young women entering the university library whilst necking a caramel latte from afar.

Fancy a coffee and a spot of muff watching before the lecture lad?

by The turkey gun gun December 7, 2010

no muff too tough

An expression used to describe a person's complete lack of discretion in selecting those whom he/she chooses to perform oral sex on.

Are you kidding me? No muff too tough, I dive at five.

by dalbort June 24, 2007

muff

A 'muff' in more innocent days was: a small cylindrical fur cover that one rests their hands between for warmth. It is used in Charlote Bronte's 'JANE EYRE,' I just couldn't stop laughing when I read this...

"Gathering my mantle about me, and sheltering my hands in my muff, I did not feel the cold." Middle of chapter 12.

by Jonoboi August 7, 2006

Muff Muffled

To be silenced by the muff.

Before he could say another word,I muff muffled him.

by Thinkinfyou January 9, 2009