Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.
I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.
by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 12, 2025
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Nathaniel Morris

Nathaniel is a really chill, tall dude, who's kinda quiet until you get to know him. He is always willing to lend a hand or an ear. Generally a chill, nice guy, loyal, kind, and understated looks. Wouldn't recommend getting on his bad side, because he can actually fight better than his lean frame would suggest.
Random dude: Hey, what's up man?
Nathaniel Morris: Not much, wbu man?
Random dude: Same here.
by Ravenclaw 5 March 29, 2020
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John Morris

To confidently share misinformation and insult people when proven wrong.
“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”

“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris
by JohntheNonce January 10, 2020
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The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
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nicholas morris

He's the best at been nice and trust worthy he can help you and make plans all the time
He will help when you ask and he will say something nice about you and you can trust him nicholas morris he will always work when he wants to
by Chhwy October 19, 2023
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kevin morris

A Gemini who good at communicating from all points. Handsome and beloved individual. May not play well with those in leadership of lower IQ and EQ. Descendent of the Brown skinned individuals. Enjoys debate, finer things in life, great father figure. Kevin Morris means good at debate.
Defined as "Wow, have you seen the president today? He was such a Kevin Morris on the podium today in congress."
by Cross Reigns June 09, 2023
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stuart morris

a literal L, you cannot get worse than this repulsive little prick (little because his knob does not exceed the length of 3 inches)
by kdog4lyfe April 13, 2022
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