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liberal/progressive christians

Cool people who, unlike their fundamentalist counterparts, don't need to turn their backs on modern science to keep their faith alive
The famous Jewish philosopher Maimonides once said that if science conflicts with Scripture, then it must be Scripture we have misunderstood.
It's sad these words of wisdom died out so long ago

Since creationists are likely to disagree with the idea that modern science like evolution is sufficiently supported, I'll go ahead and quote the renowned biologist Douglas Futuyma,

"The statement that organisms have descended with modifications from common ancestors—the historical reality of evolution—is not a theory. It is a fact, as fully as the fact of the earth's revolution about the sun."

Theodosius Dobzhansky had this to say in his famous paper "Nothing in Biology Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution",

"I am a creationist and an evolutionist. Evolution is God's, or Nature's method of creation. Creation is not an event that happened in 4004 BC; it is a process that began some 10 billion years ago and is still under way."

He also wrote,

"Does the evolutionary doctrine clash with religious faith? It does not. It is a blunder to mistake the Holy Scriptures for elementary textbooks of astronomy, geology, biology, and anthropology. Only if symbols are construed to mean what they are not intended to mean can there arise imaginary, insoluble conflicts. ...the blunder leads to blasphemy: the Creator is accused of systematic deceitfulness."
Liberal/progressive Christians do not believe in a deceiving God. They know that, considering the overwhelming amount of evidence for evolution, to deny it would be equivalent to denying the existence of ancient Rome or Greece.
by Submitters of Words November 25, 2011
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sexually liberated

Adjective

The freedom to partake in sexual activities with whom ever you choose. Without discrimination or labelling.

A euphemism for labels such as: 'slut', 'hoe', 'easy'.

Noun: sexual liberation
Wow did you hear who many people Jessica had sex with? She's really sexually liberated.
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Liberal

The champions of humanity.They are the doo gooders of society,they keep the nasty conservatives at bay.They keep firearms out of people's hands.Liberals balance the budget without raising taxes on the wealthy.Liberals cure nasty diseases,they are godlike and well educated.
I love liberals,they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
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silence liberal

This is said to a left-wing liberal when they are being cunt when you want to tell them to shut the fuck up.
Guy: Hey guys! :D
Libtard: Can you not use the word "guys" you are assuming our genders to be male and that is discriminatory you sexist bigot!
Guy: Silence liberal
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Liberal Taliban

Variant for ultra-liberal, ultra-left, far-left and communist. Commonly found in academia and media and politics.
Liberal Taliban include people like Michael Moore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, "Hanoi Jane" Fonda
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Radical Liberal

Something you call someone when you don't have an actual comeback to an arguement. Typically used by politcal hacks like Kelly Loeffler
"Do you have a rebuttal"

"Well you just heard Radical Liberal Raphael Warnock-"
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Animal Liberation Front

The only DECENT animal caring group. They have raided plenty of science labs that use poor and helpless animals for useless and sloppy experiments. During the raid they had rescued hundreds of animals; rabbits, dogs, monkeys and even cats who have had their own eyes sewn toghether, therefor making them blind.

During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.

The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!

The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
Animal Liberation Front actually cares about animals, unlike PETA.
by KrAAAA--YYYYZZZEEE MAN July 14, 2009
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