Kiwi biscuit

Big uns, a selection of cheese flavored snacks only available in New Zealand

You keen on some kiwi biscuits and dip bro?

by Rxtoy May 16, 2011

sour kiwi

common counter strike player who thinks mozilla firefox is actually worth a damn and and can currently be found at the ubercrue forums along with his annoying laugh after he gets shot in counter strike.

Insert weird ass noise made by sour kiwi.

by ucdrizzt July 29, 2008

Mighty Kiwi

A not-so-recently shaven bikini region of a female, especially one from New Zealand.

I'm all itchy from this chick with a mighty kiwi...

by Markibu April 29, 2010

Kiwi Moment

n. A moment of time where someone is completely hyper, usually for romantic reasons, and then very deep in thought about it. The name comes from a friend of mine who's called Kiwi and has moments like these all the time.

Damn, after my date last night I had such a Kiwi Moment.

You had a major Kiwi Moment on Friday.

by vball12 January 21, 2009

kiwi boi

A New Zealander who is funny dumb and stupid
And never shows up to school
If otherwise he gets shouted at by miss (teacher)
If you are unlucky enough to meet on common mocking names for them are Cunt, Nigger faggot, kiwi balla

Oh I got this little shit in my class he's such a fuckin crackhead Kiwi Boi

by Kiwi RatBag June 21, 2018

kiwi

Kiwi is a little boy, who had sexual intercourse with another boy, then later on in there relationship, he locked up his gay lover in a cage and they had dungon sex for two whole weeks!

Kiwi yoy gay fucker, this phrase is usally found being used in the classroom

by Rig April 12, 2005

Kiwi

A kiwi, is an ugly fruit and also "hairy" which is also a slang and subtle word for an ugly chick.

Also an antonym of bean meaning hot chick.

"Damn, did you see that kiwi? I'd have to be drunk to hit that!"

"Yeah she's a kiwi, definitely not a bean."

by mtlbro October 9, 2011