Shalom Jackie

The best part of a British tv series called Friday night dinner, it features an amazing man called Jim and the Goodman family, GO WATCH IT!!!!! R.I.P WILSON😭😭

Jim Shalom Jackie
Jackie oh hi Jim

Jackie nows not the best time Jim

Jim oooo do I smell crimble crumble?
Jim g....good...good boy....Wilson

by Jim_lover123 December 19, 2018

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

jacking off

rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum

what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere

by I'm jacking off September 7, 2003

Swagga Jackin

The act of stealing someone's style. To copy, pose, or imitate someone else. Your too lame to have your own style.

"Maan all theez punk ass bitches be Swagga Jackin, get your own shit."

by The Theoretically Correct May 20, 2009

jackielou

-A hard working person
-Always laughs
-May be impatient sometimes
-Loves Kpop
-Talented in art
-Has skills in cookin

Eg. Jackielou's future husband is lucky to have her.

by Yu-Na June 22, 2021

bi-jacking

(v.) To pose as bi-sexual to another who you are attracted to so you appear kinky instead of plain, boring, homely or nerdy. The intent is to place the girl-girl, or, less often, the boy-boy image in the others' mind, and to be more seductive. Bi-jacking can be used to seem to be interested in kinkiness such as a threeway or orgy scenario.

I knew she/he was bi-jacking me when she/he admitted that they had never been with someone of the same sex, but just thought about it once in a while. She/he bi-jacked him/her.

by quipu72 February 5, 2009

caught jacking off

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005