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iPhone

Pretty much the stupidest portable gadget ever made. It has only one button and everything else is operated by the touch screen. It's an way of identifying retards. It can also be a tissue.
John: Yo, Mike, we're going to a nightclub to get some action. You bring the condoms?

Mike: No, I have my iPhone

John: Piss off.
by Nimja January 19, 2014
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iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone.

An amazing phone. Should come out sometime June 2007
Hey I finally saved up $600 so I can buy an iphone!
by Peter_1989999 December 9, 2008
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iphone 7

Something that is only used by stupid 7 year olds.
Stupid Seven Year Old: Look at my new toy!
Intelligent Human: Hahaha, what a IPhone 7
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Iphone

A great phone, but incredibly over-hyped by Apple-worshiping fanboys. While it is a very good phone, they will claim it is better than any other phone and proceed to call your phone lame. The Iphone will get a "new" feature that previous smartphones have had for years, and Apple will call it "Another Innovation" and charge you an extra 50 dollars for it. The Iphone is trapped on ATT's terrible network, and cant make a call without losing service.

While it is a very competitive smartphone, there are plenty of phones that outclass it such as the HTC Evo 4g the Motorola Droid, or the Samsung Epic. When you ask an iphone user why there phone is better, they will likely give you a response akin to "Because its an iphone".
Bob: "Hey Steve i just got an HTC Evo"

Steve: "Big freaking deal, i have an iphone"

Bob: "Oh yeah? What makes it better?"

Steve: "Its an iphone!"
by crossbowsftw December 21, 2010
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A great phone that when you use, doesn't leave smudge marks although people that can't afford one or have something against apple make it out to be a piece of shit.
The internet is not slow for a mobil phone
Like people don't get bored of other phones? you idiots act liek it's special to want a new phone
Its the shit
1. Dude you got the iphone
2 .Yea
1. Yo, why would you waste $400, it's a piece of crap
2. Yea?
1. I would get bored of it in like 3 weeks and its so slow and leaves finger prints and it's a waste of money
2. Yea?
1. No, actually im speaking out of my ass because I just can't afford one because im a bum, and i'm jealous. I...Bleep people on my Nextel..i know its gay
2. Yea. Thought so
by richismyname January 12, 2008
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iPhone Panic

sudden sense of fear and loss one experiences when not in immediate contact with the overpriced, much loved, un-insurable and easily lost mobile device.
OMG! I left my iPhone in the bathroom and was in deep iPhone Panic for at least 10 minutes! Then I remembered I sat it down to wash my hands. Whew.
by The Donna June 12, 2009
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iPhone

Brilliant phone that I would be lost without.

The only people that don't like it are the jelous idiots that cant afford them.
Person 1: Is that an iPhone?
2: Yes
1: How much was it?
2: £250
1: Yeah its a piece of crap what a rip off
2: Yes because your 7 year old Nokia is top of the range
1: its better than the iPhone.
2: Wheres the camera?
1: *Goes quiet*
by I am annonymous January 11, 2009
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