Desert Tits

Tits that are either: very dry, are very callused, are rough or any combination of these. Desert tits are like sandpaper to the touch and can cause severe dehydration to all indulger's. You can compare the feeling of these tits to a rough leather jacket. These are not the tits you wanna be around.
"Dude, i hooked up with this chick last night"
"awe man how was it"
"dude she had desert tits, my face is raw as hell!"
by R-Beezy January 05, 2008
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desert dog

Pass me that pack of desert dogs.
by P. Bondurant January 22, 2008
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desert eagle

strongest hand gun out there a maginum cailbur
These little kids need to stop playing counter strike and frontin about haveing a desert eagle when it would blow the wrists off
by Anonymous August 06, 2003
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Desert fox

One who pretends to have more knowledge and wisdom than is actually the case. A pseudo-Rommel, in reference to the famed Nazi general.
Desert Fox: I are smarts!

Normal person: Yeah, whatever.
by Memphis909 September 08, 2009
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Desert Flower

(n.) (Flowers that only bloom in the desert.) A term used by members of Air Force. It is used to describe female military members in deployed locations that think they’re hot because of all the attention they get from there male counter parts

These women, on an attractive scale, are usually 5’s or below but due to the lack of women at the remote places.

Other words are; Skank, Hot garbadge, Slut
Person 1: "Hey check out the desert flower with all those guys hovering around her."

Person 2: "Don't go near her though. The first day she was here tent 862 ran a train all over that."

Person 1: "I wonder what her husband back home is going to think about that."
by Jimmy Pappa June 27, 2010
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desert scrub

a Arizonan. (from the climate of the state.)
Jenny is a desert scrub from Phoenix.
by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004
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Palm Desert Finish

A Palm Desert Finish is when you hire a maid and after she's done cleaning, you get a blowjob for an extra $20.
Juanita from Happy Maids gives the best Palm Desert Finish I've ever had!
by Beekersguy March 03, 2019
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