hooker poop

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.

Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.

by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

Hooker Punch

A delibetrate punch in the ass at the right angle such as to cause a charlie horse.

My whore friend Lacy hooker punched me now I have a limp.

by Cyle Dean October 4, 2006

hookers bath

Definition 1. is a blatant rip-off of George Carlin.

Mr. Carlin didn't use hookers bath to describe the washing of these four areas.

by Carlin Fan October 4, 2005

Sandy Hooker

A Sandy Hooker is someone who believes that the shootings at Sandy Hook in December 2012 were actually a false flag terrorist attack by the United States government. This is a conspiracy theory that says that the Obama administration ordered the massacre to occur so that it could implement stricter gun control laws.

Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.

by Aliases February 2, 2013

asian hooker

A hooker of Asian decent.

In the movie Dirty Work, Chris Farley's character gets his nose bit off by an Asian hooker.
Synonyms: Saigon Whore,Rice Hole.
Antonyms: An asian who gives sex for free ,any kind of hooker who is not asian.
Common misspellings: Agent Hooker (actually a good porn movie), Ajen Hoker (A Jen Ho Ker), Asiane Hoooker (A si an Hooooooker like the cookie crips guy except with an h at the beginning and a er instead of kie crisp at the end.), "Cocaines a hell of a drug and i like to do copious amounts of it off asian hooker's asses."-Rick James

by YaBingedrinkingmom August 14, 2008

Hooker Barbie

Noun- means girl with dyed blonde hair, fake boobs and no clothes on

As in "Miss.Hawaiian Tropic 2004 looks like Hooker Barbie

by Stacie October 12, 2004

penny hooker

Someone who has sex for money, but only gets pennies.

You are so ugly, you are a penny hooker

by Josh Y November 16, 2006