Hooker Cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"

by Eilean Dover July 7, 2008

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Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.

Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!

by B-rellie August 6, 2011

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Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

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99 cent hooker

One cheap ass hooker.

Guy- How much?

Hooker- 99 cent baby.

Guy- Hell yeah I caught me a 99 cent hooker.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

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hookerbot

n.- a MySpace bot that typically uses a risqué profile picture designed to spam friend request and messages to random users, often for advertising purposes
Origins:loosely referencing Hookerbot 5000 from the TV show "Futurama"

I have to deny at least 3 hookerbots everyday from my MySpace.

by Rinerdar August 7, 2007

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