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Heavy Shag 

Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!

Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
Heavy Shag by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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Heavy Booty 

1. A girl with ass and thighs so thick that if you threw her into a pool they'd sink her to the bottom like an anchor.

2. An ass the likes of Tahiry, Amber Rose or Elke the Stallion
Bob: Stripperworld has their A squad out tonight!
Steve: That light skinned one over there got a heavy booty!
Bob: Hell yeah, ass like that could shake the earth!
Heavy Booty by Breezy Cartheezy January 24, 2011

Heavy Metal 

Heavy Metal is a great Genre. It all started in the 60s where The Kinks "You really got me" showed a perfect example of a metal riff, And steppenwolf said the perfect name for the genre in the lyrics "Heavy Metal Thunder" in the song Born to be wild (though the word thunder never made it)It was created by the legendary greats Black Sabbath in 1970. When Tony lost his fingers tips he thought he would never play again but when you replace them with plastic covers he made monster riffs never imagined to be loved forever. Heavy Metal is characterize with Rock n Roll, BluesRock, Hard Rock, and Psychedelic rock. BANds like Judas Priest, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Dream Theater are really perfect examples of true heavy metal.
In the late 70s, Metal was losing populartiy cause of such "music" such as Punk which ran in the UK, and Disco, whci ran in the US. Punk was just banging motes and making all these noices, disco would just piss you off but it died out easily (waiting for hip hop to do the same). But in 1980, Metal was brought back to live and it's rescuer's were none other than 5 men with one name, Judas Priest.
Heavy Metal
Judas Priest
Metallica
AC/DC (Mostly rock)
Led Zeppelin
Alice Cooper
Iron Maiden
Slayer
Arch Enemy
Heavy Metal by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008

Heavy Metal 

Heavy metal kicks absolute ass...

It always has...

It speaks for it'self..
The only place some faceless punk could ever say anything about metal is on a web site like this.

Metal has proven it'self and stands the test of time.
Unlike.
punk
emo
rap
etc..
Metal is in your heart.
To those who don't understand.... You never will..
And WE don't care..
Metal doesn't need you.
So go dis on punk or emo rap whatever.
WE will always be here.
We could care less what you listen to or how perfect you like your cords.
Wow I just made myself laugh...
Dude metal rocks.
Yes Corrosion of conformity is the baddest band of all time.
What about people who dis Heavy Metal though?
They are probably dising all the new shit that by some accident got called metal.
Anyway they just don't understand and never will so FUCK THEM....
Heavy Metal by jody young October 29, 2006

Heavy Weapons Guy 

The Heavy Weapons Guy is a defensive class in the hit game, Team Fortress 2. His weapons are the Natasha, a high powered chaingun that fires custom 2 cartridges, the Sasha, a smaller version that slows enemies, a shotgun, a sandvich, which heals 120hp, fists, and his KGB (Killing Gloves of Boxing)

His main purpose is to be an iron curtain, standing on control points and spraynig wildly at opponents who dare to get near. He is most deadly when paired with a medic to boost his health.

In context it can mean that someone is Russian, Brutish, Fat, or someone who like large weapons
Dude, that guy is such a heavy weapons guy!

I know...I saw him playing at the shooting range with a 50 cal rifle.

heavy petting 

Accidentally snapping someone's neck while stroking their hair
We have a heavy petting victim
heavy petting by adoorable door January 9, 2015

heavy skyping

Using Skype to engange in cybersex. Derived from heavy petting.
Is this wireless keyboard waterproof? Because I might use it for heavy skyping and, you know, accidents happen.
heavy skyping by shitmydentistsays September 30, 2011