The Hambone

The nickname for Hammond, IN; a city that touches southeast corridor of Chicaho, IL.

What part of Chicago are you from? Oh, you know I'm the hambone.

by Northwest Drilliana September 12, 2016

Mr.Hanson

1. The best social studies teacher. 2. A fucking genius that decides to give all the students a 5 paragraph essay due the week before Christmas and you have only 1 day to work on it....

My social studies teacher is such a Mr.Hanson

by Seerroo December 22, 2018

John Hanson

John Hanson, a handsome man in his 60s,likes to hit on younger women,smells of freshly cut grass.

I wrote a song about John Hanson today

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

Kiara Hammond

Kiara is one of the sweetest people on social media. She is very popular at Macon middle.
She is kind to her Fanpages,
And loves everyone for who they are. She is also a very good dancer, and singer.

Girl: who's Kiara Hammond
Me: oh she's popular and very pretty

by Queen Hammond December 27, 2021

hambones

Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.

"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."

"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."

by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006

Hammontree

The act of showing other indecent skin. In a large group of people, a Hammontree is the slutty dumb one.

Did you see that? They were totally acting like a Hammontree?

HIM: Dude that girl looks like a total Hammontree

ANOTHER BOY: What's a Hammontree?

HIM: Another word for a slut

ANOTHER BOY: Oh god, what a Hammontree

by Raebearr April 23, 2011

hanson

1. (Verb) To skip out on an otherwise fantastic golf outing.

2. (Verb) To be outcasted from future fantastic golf outings due to skipping out on a fantastic golf outing.

Other forms include: hansonitis (incurable disease of hansoning); hansonography (mug shots of those who have hansoned); and antidishansontablishmentarianism (opposition to the belief that there should not be hansoning)

John: Shinwoo, are you going to be able to Royal New Kent it with us this year?

Woody: I'll definitely try...no, scratch that...I WILL make it. Please don't hanson me!!!

by Jack & Drew July 1, 2008