Glock-en-spiel

Firing off all ammunition in a firearm whilst climaxing from receiving felatio. When done properly the brass cartridges will bounce off the top of the head of the one performing the felatio in between the streams of semen rocketing down their throat.

"The only way I'm driving 150 miles for head is if that girl's gonna give me a Glock-en-spiel!"

"Honey, can you stop by the gun store on the way home? I wanna give you a Glock-en-spiel later."

"That girl totally blew me on the beach at sunrise this morning man. The best part was, It was a Total Glock-en-spiel! I emptied my magazine and my balls simultaneously!"

by JohnnyTbagz August 31, 2011

Gloob

someone on an MMORPG such as Runescape who is quite clearly a n00b but seems to gloat about everything they have and how rich they are.

lvl 49 enters room with full adamant gold trim and says to a lvl 60 'you suck I've got betta armour than u' where the lvl 60 would reply 'No u haven't, gold trim is better than normal adamant'. Lvl 49 says 'yes it does'. lvl 60 says 'WTF u gloob'.

by hobgoblinpie January 24, 2008

Glocktown

The well accepted nickname for Little Rock, AR has been Rocktown for years, but sometimes people make a mockery of Little Rock's extremely high crime rate by referring to it as Glocktown

The crime and murder rate is so high in Rocktown, that its nickname should be Glocktown instead.

by S-Dub Pimp June 24, 2006

Glock Flock

A group of police officers waiting for something to happen.

"Brace yourself for the tear gas: Here comes the Glock Flock".

by TestMonkeyUnlimited December 17, 2011

glockenspiel

when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky & poke her left eye with your left middle finger constantly, all while shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

damn son, I'd love to give her the glockenspiel

by toledo jones August 7, 2014

glock

A gun people people buy when they don't know how to spell SIG-SAUER. It's funny how spec-ops, the Secret Service, the Air Marshalls, the FBI, and the SEALS all use SIG's. Yeah, it's because Glocks are the best. Right. Glocks are one of many current-generation polymer-framed handguns, and none of it's features are unique or proprietary any more. H&K, as one example, has one-upped glock with all of the same features, increased accuracy, etc for only a little more money. Glocks are the guns that people who don't know anything about guns buy. They are unrefined, have sring-loaded triggers with crappy take-up and sand in the whole mechanism. Yes, you have to lube glocks to have them not jam..I don't care what videos you watch...read the armorers manual. Also google about "glock kabooms" and glocks jamming on LEO's because they are dirtier than the last street-walker you saw. BTW, LEO's are issued weapons and that decision is made by the armorer for the department. Many armorers have chosen glocks simply because glocks are being practically GIVEN AWAY to the law enforcement community. Just because one might see many Glocks, does not mean that they are "the best." If you see more Kia's and Hyundai's on the road than any other car, does that mean they are the best cars out there? Not exactly...and I drive a hyundai. SIG's are still in widespread and growing use throughout the U.S., Europe, and the Middle East. Glocks are not in widespread use anywhere outside of the U.S.

Btw., the caliber is internationally known as the 9mm parabellum and .380 is no longer sold as an active caliber in a Glock. Try and find one for sale, I dare you.

"My Glock broke, so I bought a SIG P228 instead."

"I'm a gangster. Being completely ignorant about the proper use, maintenance, and firing technique of a firearm, I am obligated to purchase/borrow/steal/'acquire' a Glock."

"My Glock looks hideous and feels like it has sand in the trigger. Par for the course, really."

by Real_Gun_Owner April 9, 2006

glookum

stringy, film like substance that comes off your hands when you rub them together. (dirt and sweat built up from the day that rubs off in clumps/strings)

I rub the glookum off my hands and put it in my schnauzer's food.

by Pookie Penguin September 19, 2015